So it’s midnight and I need to be up at 6am. I feel bloated by excessive fajitas and general excess, how awesome is my life right now?

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So hey tuesday, what’s happening miss thing?

Here is my check-in, I lost the battle for control of Tesco’s wine street and I ain’t having it. I’m going to get that mayorship back even if I have to hunt people down. That’s my turf. It’s like the Crips and Bloods back in the day but with smartphones.

I found since upgrading Spotify my favourite mix crashes my phone. Not cool.

And my new mouth wash makes you mouth taste like a badger’s rectum.

All these things mean BAD TIMES.

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Ah RIAT how fun you were…

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I’m trying to figure out how this thing posts to my wordpress. Now I have like 100 Tweets…

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This is my view. I’m cold. Soon there will be loud aircraft. Get in.

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I rarely have the chance to listen to Kiss 101 at the best of times, but I spend more time listening to RadioFG via t’internet and on my Blackberry and when I’m not doing that I’m listening to a Podcast from Kiss FM Ukraine.

Obviously I don’t miss much because radio in this country is shit.  But thanks to cecilgene and his UK based boyfriend man (and lets not think about the shit load of carbon miles involved here) I present you with this amazing piece of amazingness:-

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Ah my retro evening in, how awesome it was. Must do it again sometime too!

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Here at the Супермодель plc offices we have now determined that after the #worldcup revealed that not only do the Octopus have a strange manner to them and psychic ability, that actually they’re gambling on the World Cup to bring their many arms, to er, arms.

Yes that is right, the Octopii are going to kill us all.  Therefore logic dictates that if the human race is going down the pan to our new watery spineless overlords we might as well just accept it and do the British thing and take it, like a long queue at the post office.

Of course it would help if you sold out your fellow humans to appease the overlords, so report them!  In fact here is a easy friendly way of summoning the Octopolice to an unwanted neighbours house from the comfort of your own home.

Супермодель plc in conjunction with Кевин.com.ua proudly present a series of pro-octopus messages through out the week where we will name and shame your anti-octo colleagues, friends and family.  Just submit your affidavid information here:- http://kevin.com.ua/bits-and-bobs/friendly-terrorism-reporting-form/

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So, the invertebrate guessed spain would win and with that we all won cake.

This is what our octopus overlord blessed us with.

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